Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

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What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!