Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why dosn't Jesus Christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu