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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

Why did the noodle take a bow after the recital?

He was the vermicellist