Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Why did the noodles go to rehab?

To get yakisoba.