Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen