Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?

A hula hoop with a nail in it.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.