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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu