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Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

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Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles?

Because he was Alfredo pasta!

Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu