What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the black kid say to his mom when he had diarrhea?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night