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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What is the most recycled joke that keeps getting used?

Your mom.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What do you call a statue of Jesus made out of cigarettes?

Holy smokes.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.