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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the carpenter's wife leave him?

He was screwing around when he was supposed to be nailing her.

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.