What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.