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What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one