Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

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How to have an unforgettable date?

1. Have a date. 2. Try not to forget it.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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Where does Max Planck go for a night out?

To the h-bar

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.