Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

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What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful

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Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why is Oklahoma the bleh state?

Because it's just OK.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What else can we think about?

Insomnia

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.