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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the cure for world hunger?

Food

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Where is the best vision in Oklahoma?

OKC.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.