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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone?

He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

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What do you call a pall bearer in Oklahoma?

A karaoke!

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.