He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
The captain's log!
In the dictionary.
Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza
He tried, but it didn't work out.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He spent all day gargoyling.
You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.
They do Yoda.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Only one nights sleep til Christmas!
