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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?

A smooth operator!