What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.