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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

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How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).