What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

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Who invented the telephone?

The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!