What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?

The second telephone.