What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

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What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.