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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.