What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!