What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder