What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata