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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater