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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

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Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU