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Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Brownie Jokes More Brownie Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.