What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.