What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.