What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

What do you call a floating potato?

A levi-tater.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim.