What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Previous Random Joke Next

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

On a Freudian Slip