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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.