What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.