What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Whisker Jokes More Whisker Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws?

A posse cat!