What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentium's floating point divider?

Life is like a box of chocolates...

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!