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What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Whisker Jokes More Whisker Jokes

What's furry has whiskers and chases outlaws?

A posse cat!

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.