What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What lives in the sea and yells?

A clam shouter.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch its prey?

Talontless.