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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space?

A lunar-tick

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.