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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

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Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle