What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.