What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea?

Skates!

What do you call 10 politicians at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!