What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

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How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

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Why are mosquitos religious?

They prey on you!

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.