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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: *rocks boat* Her: Hey! Me: *rocks faster* Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.

What birds spend all their time on their knees?

Birds of prey!