What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

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What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.