Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

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What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

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Why is it called Finding Nemo?

Been wondering for years

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What do you call it when your child teaches you something they are interested in?

Learning from your mistakes.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C