They're stuck at C for years
By sticking to the chicken's foot.
Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.
There's no jack
His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck.
One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
The Elfabet!
At LMN-tary school!
They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?
You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.