Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c?

Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!