Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.