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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't Pirates spell the alfhabet?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRgh

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Whats the last letter in the alphabet?

Somebody help plz I need help on kindergarten project