Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What is every blonde's ambition?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.