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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant