Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

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Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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Cause it was snowed-in.

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.