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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.