Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

How do you call a USB stick in Russia?

A put-in

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.