Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

Because he's snowed in.

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What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.