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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What is Russia's favorite imported product?

Ukraine.

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

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What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup?

Erdogone

Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.