Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.