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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.