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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Speedometer Jokes More Speedometer Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.