Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

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What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.