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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Why was the liquor trader arrested?

Because he was in cider trading

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.