Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

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Why is that frisbee getting bigger?

Then it hits me.

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

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What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.