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Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.