Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

For disturbing the peas!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.