Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Why did the demon get arrested?

Posession

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

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What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.