Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What was Snoop Dogg's ghost arrested for?

Possesion.

Why did the police arrest the Christmas goose?

They suspected it of fowl play.

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

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What kind of cake does a baseball player prefer?

A bundt cake!

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.