How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

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What did the SMG dad say to his son?

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

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How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.