How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

Who's the handsome man here?

And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

What didn't you do?

My homework