How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called?

Gatesgate.

Why aren't people afraid to submit reposts?

Because there's no karma involved.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What didn't you do?

My homework

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.