How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

Why are burglars such good tennis players?

Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts!

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!

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Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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Why did the boy not do his homework?

He was ceebs

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.