Dude,I already did my time.
You can do this twice. One time with you right eye and one with your left!
A pocket watch.
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Bison
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Because they all involve iPatches.
With a sah, dude
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.