Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
A dead centipede.
Nun of your business.
He worked it out with a pencil.
Loinback.
For playing wom
It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip
Because they were stale, matey!
Because there's no karma involved.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Depends on how many were photographed.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
