Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Attila you no lies!
A nervous wreck.
There were two Canadians and an American. They put letters in a hat and drew. They got "C-eh", "N-eh", "D-eh". The American didn't know what was going on, but he relayed the message. I know i need to work on my execution.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
They watch moving picktures.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Catholic priests
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
New Jersey picked first.
Your Honor.
A paredvark!
One is a hunt on a course.