Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
It was two tired.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Too much work.
They know how to work under the hood!
Blair play!
A trombone!
A cannibull
He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.
Discuss
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Who cares!
When his lips are shut.
You might get a hole in one.
Join the club.