Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
One good turn deserves another.
A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
A. A woman to show him how to work it.
Get some furniture
Smash Brothers
Because it's all play.
Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted
Guac-A-Mole.
A Ronda Rousey fight.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
