Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.
Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.
A dead centipede.
It's all I do. "WHAT " I said, IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU.
Neither work.
Fiddler on the hoof!
Because he was always spotted.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
A Jolly Rancher.
When there is a prophet involved.
Discuss
That was a brief case.
A lawyer.
In case you get a hole in one.
Depends on how many were photographed.
