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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What's similar between communists and communism?

Neither work.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What involves a man and two women, and doesn't even last a minute?

A Ronda Rousey fight.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

Senator.

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.