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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call lying furniture?

Untrustable

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Golf Jokes More Golf Jokes

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.