Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off