The answer may shock you.
One, or two? One, or two?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
None. That's a hardware problem.
None, he lets the knives do the work
None. They can't climb the ladder.
Nun.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
None. Its already lit, fam.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
Madagascar
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
None. It's too dark.
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Just one, but they need a backup.
One
None, that's what students are for.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
The white amount.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
To get to the other side.
They're afraid of change.
None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Because he might peek at chu.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He Brexit!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Don't look! I'm changing!
Salmon
One, plus or minus one.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that
A fish
Lets go play on our bikes.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It has to change for itself.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Over 9000.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
Because he had a dying light
One.
Zero.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
1 or 2? 1... or 2...
Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
Because they were cutting corners.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Too much work.
Canteloupe
I don't care. You pick
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Need to know ASAP.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Because the only constant is change.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Ereptile dysfunction
Do you have a ticket for that?
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
I I
Intersect it with a plane.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
Still, water.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Three, but they're really one
Change for a buck.
A reptile dysfunction.
Toucan
Five six seven eight!
Zero. They don't exist.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because there's only 2 factors involved.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**
Because it came out of the pen.
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
He Freudian slipped.
Anna May
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
Because they hunt whales.
Make a backup, I need to re-format this.
New Recruit: Call for backup!
