The white amount.
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.
One, but he wishes it was two.
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Hue hue hue
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.
