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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

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What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

What part of a fish weighs the most?

It's scales!