Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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What can be surmised from this?

The frog's probably on its way to a gig.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What do you call a rainbow of Jeeps in the driveway?

Roy Jeep Biv

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How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

La Mode

Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

An elephant's shadow!