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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does and alcohlic train make?

Chug chug chug chug chug chug...

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!

Rainbow Jokes More Rainbow Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.