Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.