Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.