Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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What is a math teachers favorite dessert?

Pi(e)

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.