Good Place Jokes

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana?

High Street, of course.

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

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Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes?

In north korea itself.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

Where's the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse?

Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.

Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed?

Under the soap.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Where is the best place to buy authentic shrunken heads?

Brazil

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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What do women and computers have in common?

You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.

What would you call a woman who goes out with You?

Desperate!

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What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.