Good Place Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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Where's the best place to find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Where is the best place to buy chicken broth?

At the stock market

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where is the best place to vacation for Halloween?

Galapaghost Islands.

Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

Where's the best place to store ice cream cones?

Conetainers

Where's the best place to look for a joke?

The mirror

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

Removed

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

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How do you make a small fortune in aviation?

Start out with a large fortune.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and Democrats sign on the back.

What's the biggest difference between Intel and AMD?

How they process things.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.