Neither want me coming inside them.
Can't complain...
The South Will Rise Again
The NoDinar
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
In North Korea itself.
It's because they are a Seoulless nation.
Nah. I'ma stay.
It has no Seoul!!
Kimistry
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Because they switched to Comcast.
The traffic.
We Three Kims
A Kimono
Because they have no Seoul.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Ping-Pyong-yang
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Jimmy Kim-il
They lack the element of supplies
Norse Korea
Because North Korea has no Seoul.
Oh, I can't complain.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Because they must build additional pylons.
By how fast it sinks.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
They've got no Seoul.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!
Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
No Seoul.
He was Seoul searching.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
She wanted to tease hair
When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!
Your Seoul is mine!
All rice, all rice, all rice
Dog have rice.
The 2016 Olympics.
Removed
Employed people.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Can't complain.
