Neither want me coming inside them.
Can't complain...
The South Will Rise Again
The NoDinar
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Nah. I'ma stay.
It has no Seoul!!
Kimistry
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Because they switched to Comcast.
The traffic.
A Kimono
Because they have no Seoul.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Ping-Pyong-yang
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Jimmy Kim-il
They lack the element of supplies
Norse Korea
Oh, I can't complain.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Because they must build additional pylons.
By how fast it sinks.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
They've got no Seoul.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!
North Koreans have no Seoul.
Because its got Seoul.
Your Seoul is mine!
1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.
He gets a little cross.
I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Caw dude
A crowd.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
A degree in law.
Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.
He had Thor doubt.
All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.
They're writing their last will and testament.
