North Korea Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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What's the difference between everybody and bullets?

Everybody misses Harambe.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a British dinosaur?

A tea rex.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do you call a group of ravens?

Ray Lewis

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea