North Korea Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

What do children in North Korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain.

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow?

Because they must build additional pylons.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

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