Neither want me coming inside them.
Can't complain...
The South Will Rise Again
The NoDinar
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
Nah. I'ma stay.
It has no Seoul!!
Kimistry
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Because they switched to Comcast.
The traffic.
A Kimono
Because they have no Seoul.
Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.
ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Ping-Pyong-yang
To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.
Jimmy Kim-il
They lack the element of supplies
Norse Korea
Oh, I can't complain.
Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection
It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make
Because they must build additional pylons.
By how fast it sinks.
Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far
They've got no Seoul.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
Throw in your washing.
A. She kept throwing out all the W's.
Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"
People from Dubai don't like the flinstones but people from Abu Dhabi Do
Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!
Are you writing down everything I'm saying! IS THIS GONNA BE A SONG!!" -anyone dating Taylor Swift
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In a morgue.
Ray Lewis
Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.
Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.
A crow with a machine gun.
A crowd.
