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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

Can't complain

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Why is North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un so ruthless?

He doesn't have a Seoul.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.