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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Speak now or forever hold your pee!

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You grabbit.

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The singer can have a hit

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Can't complain

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Because Kim Jong-Un is supreme reader!

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Because he kept running out of the pen.

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If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.