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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon Snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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Where do bad pigs go?

They get sent to the pen.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.