What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A $20 bill

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.