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What is hard and six inches long?

My pen is

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

About three inches.

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.