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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

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How was your paper?

Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do pigs do on nice afternoons?

They go on pignics.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!