What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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What do you call a pen with no hair?

A bald point!

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink