What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.