What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

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What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter?

Best vicious...

How Did Norse Marsupials Write Their Sagas?

In Kangarunes.

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What's Pink and Hard???

A Pig with a Flip Knife.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.