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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Where do cats write down notes?

Scratch Paper!

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

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What do you call a pen without style?

Stylus.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

Oink

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.