What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Oink Jokes More Oink Jokes

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!