Because Jesus saves.
Slow your roll.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
You should Bill Gates.
Because inertia is a property of matter.
When Jesus went up for the cross.
When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
His grades were below sea level
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
God supports everything.
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Microsoft.
They both worry about the position of colons.
Don't worry, I pull out.
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
TeX-MeX
Pen and Oink!