Why wasn't the son of God worried when ...

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

What was the first mention of soccer in the Bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What does God do whenever he gets frustrated with Jesus?

He gets out the Bible Belt!

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.