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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.