Why wasn't the son of God worried when ...

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

How do you save a suicidal procrastinator?

Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why, Prince Stephen?

Son: Because you call me "Prince S" King: Haha yeah that never gets old

God Jokes More God Jokes

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!