Because Jesus saves.
Crack it before they hack it.
Slow your roll.
Because it was Elise
Because he was a slice of bread
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!
Bison
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
I'm Thor
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
Because they hate Capitalism.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
TeX-MeX
Microsoft Word.
Pen and Oink!
