Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Microsoft Word Jokes More Microsoft Word Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's your favourite food if you hate Microsoft Word?

TeX-MeX

Term Paper Jokes More Term Paper Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!