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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What did the critic think of German food?

Their sausages are the wurst.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash