What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.