What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why does Yoda think 5 is afraid of 7?

Because "6, 7 ate".

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.