What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing?

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash