What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What does Matthew McConaughey think about an all white, Republican Government?

Altright, altright, altright

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What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.