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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What are they both thinking?

Don't look down.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.