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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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What is heavy forwards but not backwards?

A ton.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?