How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.