How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What did the Joker say when he was at McDonalds?

May I take your order?