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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

Who ordered the farts?

Then, fart.