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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt