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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

How much hate does it take to qualify as a "hater"?

I hate tons of stuff.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!