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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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What was the name of the heaviest man in China?

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What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt