Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.