Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What's the heaviest soup?

One ton soup.

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Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.