What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.