What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub