What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

A segreGATOR

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.