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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.