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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

Roommates

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What's Satan's main social media site?

Pentagram

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan