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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What day does the egg fear most?

Fry-day

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Who made this Christmas pudding?

Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.

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Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)