How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.