How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

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Why did the Cephalopod get coal for Christmas?

Because he was on the nautilust.

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you