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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Why did the Native American feel so reluctant about booking a hotel room?

He had his reservations.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.