How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What do you call the day before a trip to an otolaryngologist?

New Ears Eve

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What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas?

Ince pies!

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!