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How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it.

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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.