Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What do you call the removal of a fence?

Defence

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!