Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?

They are dizzy

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

Rip Jokes More Rip Jokes

What's the fastest way to get a ripped body?

Take highwhey.

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

Excite Jokes More Excite Jokes

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!