Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

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Lots of bad pickup lines.

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What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

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I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

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A fuel injected pickle.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!