Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What did the Ceasar of reddit say?

I came, I upvoted, I reposted.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.