Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Owen.

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Lots

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes?

Because they were a rip off

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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A fuel injected pickle.

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What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.