Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor?

An elevator has a GF

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A fence.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would The Hulk do?"

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

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What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!