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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course*!"

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

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How did Reggie Rocket's brother die?

Otto Erocket Asphyxiation

How many communists died during ww2?

Not enough

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in