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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.