Because people are dying to get in.
Hahaharvard
A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.
Ghost buzzards
Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
Because it was dead.
He wanted to keep his spirits high.