What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

Karma chameleon

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What do you do to a chemist after they die?

You Barium

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.