Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did King Midas say to get peoples attention?

Eh you!!

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.