How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.