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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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Why couldn't the Italian man start his car?

Gnocchi

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.