How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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How do you start an insect race?

One two flea - go

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

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How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)