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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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How do Jamaican's end their prayers?

Ey mon.

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.