How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

Previous Random Joke Next

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

How do fireflies start a race?

Ready steady glow!

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Prayer Jokes More Prayer Jokes

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.