How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!