Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Who started the campfire website?

Some bright spark.

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

What do you call a factory that sells passable products?

A satisfactory

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Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)