Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.