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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked?

Why can't you get cell phone service when you're naked No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing