Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

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Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!