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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.