What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers?

"All the Single Laddies" Edit: Read it carefully

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Why does everyone agree when you judge someone's voice?

Because you make sound judgement.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

Term Jokes More Term Jokes

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.