What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why couldn't the dimwit read more than one sentence?

There was a full stop

What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent.

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What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!