What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.