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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.