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Term Jokes

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Love

Love

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

What is another term for ob gyn?

A Klingon! since obstetrician gynaecologist is too long, and OB GYN doesn't make sense,lets call them Klingons

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.