What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.