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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

Why does Sunscreen break atomic rule?

It's only SPF

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.