What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool?

Sinko

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.