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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

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Why do baby boomers like fracking so much?

Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

What is it called when someone gives birth to a 40 year old man?

A midwife crisis

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What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Water Birth Jokes More Water Birth Jokes

What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.