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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Country Song Jokes More Country Song Jokes

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...