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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge?

Tequila

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Nothing, he already said it twice.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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A Fall Out Boy.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.