Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Carpet bombing.
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!
So she could say Hello from the outside.
Because it's all play.
Because he was playing with Pooh.
You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.
