What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

How do you stop a dog smelling?

Put a peg on it's nose!

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Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

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Alistairs in this house are broken!

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Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.