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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu