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What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why did the farmer get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What is a punny play?

A play on words.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.