What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Where did the farmer find his missing baby horse?

In the foliage.

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How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again?

You can't.

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.