What do farmers say when something is important to them?

It plays a big tractor.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

How did the farmer grow his portfolio?

Cornstock

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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday?

Friday by Rebecca Black

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week