How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!