How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant?

Are ya?