How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter