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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.