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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards

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Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!