Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

How did the domestic goods feel when they were being shipped overseas?

Tarrif-ied.

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Why can't you run through a campsite?

Because you ran when it's past tents.

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception