Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception