Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

Why can you ran thourgh a campground but not run through a campground?

Because it's past tents

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.