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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How to get a job without experience?

Just run for office!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception