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Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

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Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Depth Perception Jokes More Depth Perception Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.