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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

The Steaks are high.

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

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What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it