How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Where will you find the most powerful man in Los Angeles?

Watts.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia