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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.