How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours