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How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

How did Christopher Columbus find India?

He used Apple Maps.

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

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How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

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What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.