How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

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How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

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What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"