How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!