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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

How did the farmer find his girlfriend?

He tractor!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.