How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.