How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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How does one find out the sensitivity of a gentleman's balls?

Test tickles

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.