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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.