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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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Why didn't the cow go on to greener pastures?

She couldn't find any mooovers.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.

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What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!