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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Which chemical compound are you most likely to find at a frat party?

Hydrogen mide.

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What do you call it when a video game character gets hair on his body?

Q*berty. (my kids wrote this!)

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!