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What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)