What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

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Why did the chicken end up in the soup?

Because it ran out of cluck!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)