What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.