What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

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Why was the army recruiter in the nursery?

To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.

What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant?

You have diafetus

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How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good