Goes to a retail store to find another one.
Thanks for the gold!
Where you left it
Breasts don't have eyes.
I still find you dashing
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
A natural log.
Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
You look for the fresh prints!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
I'd say it's fifty fifty
Because he was Haydn
Where's my tractor?
A sturgeon.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
I reddit.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because they find him very down to earth.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
A spider
In car, serrated
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
The Captains log
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
A polar bear.
Have it Yahweh.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
They cant find their home
Short legged cows
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Allah-bama
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
My keys
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
A pride flag found at Orlando.
Buy the DLC to find out
To find Pooh!
Test tickles
Because they cant find dates
He tractor down
There was no outlet
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Because he found his honey.
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Carefully
Rohypnol
Abort - Bort - Bort!
Cos' sin tans
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
The captains log.
The Captain's Log.
The investiGATOR
By thinking outside the box
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Finding shoes to go with it.
They were looking in Oldowan places
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
A spider!
Because X Marx the spot.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Fingerprints
Because he stays low key
He found a hair in one.
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
It's not hard...
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
It's not hard.
In Bhuddapest
Cliffsides (because it's so steep).
Icy Dead People
To find inner peas!
To find himself.
You look at your X and try to find out Y
He Tractor.
In the non-friction section.
Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.
How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)
Walk-a Walk-a
Because they are really good at it.
Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)
Because he couldn't find a date!
This is a bomb in a bull.
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
You just walk into it
Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A good start.
Cause it was snowed-in.
There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Biting an apple and finding half a worm
Finding a vein in a hot dog.
Look for fresh prints.
Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)
Paddy o' Furniture
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!
Loinback.
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
