Goes to a retail store to find another one.
Thanks for the gold!
Where you left it
Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
Breasts don't have eyes.
I still find you dashing
Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.
Call 911, it doesn't matter who answers
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
A natural log.
Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.
You look for the fresh prints!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.
We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.
Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)
I'd say it's fifty fifty
The police found it easier than arresting her.
Because he was Haydn
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Where's my tractor?
A sturgeon.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
I reddit.
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because they find him very down to earth.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
A spider
In car, serrated
Finding his blacklight.
Never mind, I'll find someone like you
The Captains log
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
A polar bear.
Have it Yahweh
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
They cant find their home
Short legged cows
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Allah-bama
Because they're usually found on trucks.
Rosalind Franklin's notes.
I've yet to find someone who knows.
My keys
He would've found it hard to digest.
Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant
A pride flag found at Orlando.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Buy the DLC to find out
To find Pooh!
Test tickles
Because they cant find dates
Just follow his coke mules.
He tractor down
There was no outlet
He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.
Because he found his honey.
Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.
Carefully
Rohypnol
Abort - Bort - Bort!
Cos' sin tans
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
The captains log.
The Captain's Log.
The investiGATOR
By thinking outside the box
I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Finding shoes to go with it.
The hypotenuse.
They were looking in Oldowan places
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
If you find the right woman, you're complete.
A spider!
Because X Marx the spot.
M'old.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Fingerprints
Because he stays low key
He found a hair in one.
Everyone finds it a-peeling.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
It's not hard...
Plaqueface
Because he's always standing by The Edge.
If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.
My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!
They found her head and shoulders on the beach
Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.
It's not hard.
Edit: i forgot to say please.
In Bhuddapest
They both go over your head.
Because it's non binary
That thing hurts!
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Cancer
Cancer.
A. They Line Down
A. Because he held up a pair of pants!
Because he fainted.
By reposting it every week!
Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.
A receding hareline
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.
Look a bit to the right.
It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
