Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner?

They only wear Trunks.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

Cause nobody would be looking for them.