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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.