Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they Pikachu